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Anon takes a DNA test (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also “Turned out my father isn’t my real dad” is BS. Genetic test results are useless for determining such.

I'm so confused by this. Are you playing semantic games here? Because this is otherwise completely wrong, and contradicts the story you told before it

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

contradicts the story you told before it

At least you recognized that I clearly didn't think that ancestryDNA tests couldn't determine paternity. But it just determines who provided sperm (or an egg and womb), not who the real parents are.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Your real dad is the father who raised you. Don't discriminate against step-parents.