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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They might end up shooting the dolphin up with acid and jerking it off until it commits suicide.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can all hope to go out in such glorious fashion.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I can all hope to go out in such glorious fashion.

Sounds pretty fucking sweet to me!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

I have a grey diving suit around somewhere