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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Some little kid thinks he's found a chewable vitamin...

Strips off his clothes and runs around the preschool hugging and biting people, yells gibberish at invisible kitties, then projectile vomits, rolls around the floor and falls asleep.

But it's preschool so nobody notices

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

selling drugs that look like candy should be an extra crime…

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Someone gave me a candy once and it was mdma without telling me.

Fuck these people.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bought MDMA once and it was candy.

Fuck those people too.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

That one I do believe. Fuck that shit.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do t believe that happened. Ecstasy is expensive for a single pill and you would know instantly it’s not candy because it tastes like under your sink smells.

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fr. Back in the day the way to "test" a pill when buying was to touch it to the tip of your tongue. If it was the most bitter horrible chemical ever, it was legit. XD

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I still have an out pressed yellow BZP/TFMPP roll from my younger days, you’re totally right! I would lick that roll and then lick one of the tablets from the jar I bought, before test kits were a thing. I could tell immediately—if it was sour and horrible and burnt, it’d BZP… If not burnt and it just tastes like all your cleaning chems, it’s legit MDMA hahshs

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So what I'm hearing is I could totally sell spironolactone as mama back in the day

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol interestingly I take spironolactone, and no, it's DEFINITELY not as bad as e.

E causes like, a physical shudder of revulsion, it's seriously horrible.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I forgot that half of lemmy is on spiro lol. Ok more like a quarter, a lot of us are post op.

And good to know. Spiro remains the worst thing I've ever tasted and the mint didn't help.

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Ah, interestingly I am a cis girl, I take it for PCOS. So like hirsutism and hidradenitis suppurativa. It's been good for years so I just don't touch anything.

[–] DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Is this a lie you told to your mom when you got caught doing drugs and now you just keep telling it? If you bit or sucked on an e tablet you'd be too busy retching to absorb any of it.