this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Yo tiny six-year-old Danekrae, one day you’re gonna encounter parts of stuff and you’re gonna need to describe it in words. Also what happens if some bully takes ‘some’ of your candy bar? How are you gonna tell the teacher how bad you got robbed?”

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Nice try but I didn't get half of what your saying. Three eighths at best and my minimum is three sevenths