I am cackling. And I can already see someone whining about the garbage straight person line lol
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Almost same situation, I went with my gay friend to get an outpatient procedure done. While we were chilling in the room waiting for the doctor to come back an abdominal catheter broke, flooding my abdomen with ethanol. Worst pain I’ve ever felt. I could have used some platonic handholding from a bro, but he just sat there all rigid and wide eyed.