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Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).
Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.
Fuck that. Tears from any hoofed mammal will do. Hell, I've used rabbit tears before and I could barely taste the difference.
I'm not prepared to make a llama cry.
Not even Kuzco?