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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Average American: ... Captain! ... the house is on fire and it's full of starving children!

Captain Baloney: .... meh .... yeah, I'm waiting for my cheeseburger ... might get around to it later

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!"

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel