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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

i like how according to this everyone just has a big stick stowed away somehere

edit: wait now that i looked again, those are the exact stats for a fist in pf2e if you were level 0 and trained in unarmed attacks

assuming dnd fists work similarly, why didn't they just put in a fist instead of a club?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was like "do I?" And looked around my room for the first thing I could use as an improvised club and my eyes landed on a sex toy.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

well it'll work

unless it's too flexible, idk what kind of toy it is

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because DnD fists do 1 + STR damage, no dice at all.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

oh i did not know that. thx

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I mean, plenty of people might be walking around with something roughly stick-shaped. Be it a broom, a shovel or an umbrella, it's all a more effective weapon than bare hands