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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Hi, it's me your..wife? Anyways, bad news, Doc just called and you're for the chop. It's curtains for you, lol. Email me all your financial usernames and passwords quick sharp. Before it's too late!! You don't want me and the kid(s?) to starve, do you?
I don't need to know about the pets and shit, send that crap to your mother or any surviving parent or family member.

Cheers.

PS:
Oh, yeah, love you etc. btw I'll pm you my email.

PPS:
Also it's not my usual email though. DON'T SEND ANYTHING TO THAT ONE, it's been compromised by..the russians? I set up another as soon as the doc called.
Smell you later, tator.