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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Its 37! I keep telling you!

37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I'm not afraid to use it!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Why do you keep boarding up windows man? No storm is coming!

Its 37! A hen lays 37 eggs!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was about 6 or 7

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Oh my god! I said I got my hammer!

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