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This dude is so mentally gone (europe.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by tfm@europe.pub to c/BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub

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Trump looks on after a man fainted during an announcement in the Oval Office.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

"One day it's all going to come out. I'll be dead but everyone will know what I did. History will show what I did to all those little kids...mmmmmm, little kids. I wish I could get it up so I could do some more raping.
I just farted.
No, wait, i shit myself.
Where was i? Oh yeah, little kids...wait, did that guy just faint when he smelled my shit? Oh yeah, I do the best shits. Tremendous. Many have said my shits are the best. Big beautiful bum burger.

Doobie doobie doo.

I wonder which other wing I can knock down?
May as well shit myself again..."