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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sit the fuck down.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its good to make sitting the default, especially in a hurry, but another option available to non-catholics is to gently flex and stretch the hose to prevent sides of the urethra from being stuck together.

Just a quick rotational movement.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do Catholics pee differently than everyone else?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That was a joke about how they're not allowed to touch themselves.

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, but their palms are conspicuously hairy