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[โ€“] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat

I ain't afraid to admit it

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

ive done that a lot too. absolutely infuriating ๐Ÿ˜‚