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Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was it the sandwich itself, or the mustard and onions? I'm not clear on where their fear lies. PB&J, foot long subs, open face grilled cheese... we need to know the optimal offensive here. Eh, just bring a variety, and whatever doesn't make them cower can be lunch.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We need more experimental data.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Just get me a turkey club... uh... coleslaw, I guess... I'm not even going to eat it."

Wonder what coleslaw does on impact?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

It EXPLODES!