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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 130 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)

You’ll love my nuts.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why are we freezing slap chops...

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.

[–] JayJay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There aren't three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I cut mine in the 4th dimension

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its an open-faced timelike curve.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mobius sandwich

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You have pizza without a crust?

That's just dehydrated soup.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Box?

That is your mental construct alone, man.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hope you wore a hair net.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Buckaroo Banh Mi over here...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah, time exists.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There's no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you'll be standing around all day waiting.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Two and it’s been cut on both already.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven't figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.

[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago