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Oh god no, she just seems like a good roommate. We're friendly and can get along but not sure we'd be fully friends. I don't know, I could be wrong. But my gay ass has no intention of falling in love with a woman, don't worry lmao
<3
Also surprised you didn't mention the callout I gave your name specifically in that comment you replied to.
I mean, I replied to the comment you specifically mentioned me in... did I not?
Did I reply to a different comment?
???
Like, you didn't summon me explicitly with a proper mention, but again, like an ever present, but never obvious specter ... here I am.
Hrm.
Is either your or this roommate's kitty a void kitty?
If so, I may be able to retune my calibration to uh, your realm.
God, do I hate this part.
Nah I just thought you'd laugh at the way I said sp3ctr4l spectre was all.
Roommates kitty is a sort of yellowishbrownish person cat. My cat? Black cat with a tiny tiny tuft of white on her chest and the tip of her tail looks like it was dipped in white paint. Here's some videos of her back in the summer when I took her out in the backyard.
Video 1
Video 2
Video 3
Don't worry on the flora, none of it is toxic although it may look it. There was a panic about it at the time.
Oh, I mean, I did chuckle, aloud, in the meat realm, but I thought it would have been kinda ... self-aggrandizing to make a written comment directly about it.
Perhaps my autism is turned up to 11 today, I dunno lol.
Adorable kitty, really, wish I could snuggle her.
Unfortunately, that extremely fashionable white tuft may be the source of my uh, miscalibration, so to speak.
And also ... I find that people often get a bit too weird about cats and plants.
Yes, there are plants that can fuck with cats... but common grass isn't really one of them.
What is much more likely to be harmful to your cat is a whole lot of fairly common house plants or garden plants, maybe a few which grow naturally nearby where you live, if you have an actual real yard?
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/pets/g61795729/plants-toxic-to-cats/
Before my cat passed away, I actually just had him a specifically cat safe kind of indoor potted grass for him, think it was oat grass?... he liked to bat at it and munch on it from time to time, sometimes just kinda rub himself on it.
Hopefully, he's in some other realm now, with all the oat grass and turkey and tuna he could ever want, some other flies to chase and birds to be confused by, some other nose to boop from time to time.
I've actually been meaning to get my kitty some cat grass to munch on but I either keep forgetting or just can't afford it at the time.
It sounds like your lil guy was definitely spoiled rotten too. I'm sure he still is wherever the little guy is. Hopefully playing with my old Doggo and frolicking completely free
Oh yeah, I used to take him out on walks too, little harness kinda like the one you got...
He was a better person than the vast majority of people I've ever known, still not quite over him.
... Damnit, Stamets, you've done gone and made me cry, haha!
I apologize for the tears but not for making you think of happy times <3
I'm sorry buddy.