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Which have you perfected? (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I absolutely do 1 and 2. 4, maybe on rare occasions? 3, though, can fuck off. Slapping my pockets a bit is just redirecting "forgot which way east was" to "forgot my wallet"; I was a dumbass either way

There is a legitimate chance that I really did forget my wallet though

[–] saimen@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

3 sounds like main character syndrome. Why would anyone even care? I usually just suddenly stop walking, look around confused until I figured out what is happening.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

don't forget to lick your finger and check the wind before you turn around

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I just usually don’t realize I’m goin the wrong way until I’ve reached the wrong place.