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Give me fruit or give me death!
Literally, scurvy can kill you
Just get a monthly suppliment bag of Doritos VitaPowder™ it has everything you need.
But does it have electrolytes??
Yes, a significant percentage of Doritos is electrolytes
Unfortunately, it's more common to have too many electrolytes rather than too few
Why, because y'all are scared I'll get electrical powers?
Yeah, but you don't necessarily need to eat fruit to prevent scurvy.
I don't eat any fruit at all (like absolutely zero), and I'm still alive