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Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3162/
Now if only my kidney stones could move that fast
they'd shoot out of your body and probably take some of it (parts you may value) along for the ride at those velocities