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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

First off, I don't know what MPREG is and I don't want to AAAAAIIIIGGH I DON'T WANT TO KN-goddammit.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a video format, isn't it.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's JD Vance's #2 search on AO3.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wait till he figures out what ffmpeg is

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well that's just the natural result of a man getting eiffel towered by two women

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah it's one made by a loving union between Captain Kirk and Mr Spock. Google it for more info

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't kink-shame Nipples Cuomo