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Fake. If they took a picture, Tom's lawyers would've jumped out from behind a tree and lawyered at them and there'd be no proof. Also there'd be nobody to post this.
Also Tom Cruise is like 5'7, even if the gooner was crouching I doubt he'd tower over him like pictured