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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the cut of his jib

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's a jib

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We pronounce it "gib" in my house and it means gibblet

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I like how the eyeballs pop out of their sockets

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I gave my girlfriend the generous gift of a giant giraffe from Georgia, going gently and with a gallant gamble that the geriatric gentlemen will digest the gist of this generation.

It's pronounced gif

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

something that's cut

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

follow up: is the poop deck really what i think it is?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

Yes. It's the top deck where all the birds shit.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL

In naval architecture, a poop deck is a deck that forms the roof of a cabin built in the rear, or "aft", part of the superstructure of a ship. The name originates from the French word for stern, poupe, from Latin puppis. Thus the poop deck is technically a stern deck, which in sailing ships was usually elevated as the roof of the stern or "after" cabin, also known as the "poop cabin".

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I like the cut of your poop knife

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha! Promote that man

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you want out of life?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want peas

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course we all want peace! But how do we get it?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With a knife!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet! You're like the son I never had.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And you're like the father I never visit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the hell. Maybe it’s the saltwater in my veins or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain but, Samuel, I’ve taken a real shine to you.