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[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Attorney: Were to present for your son's birth (asked of the biological mother). I believe I read this in "the coffee news" many years ago.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vanessa: "My dad left before I was born!"

Deadpool: "My dad left before I was CONCEIVED!"

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

My dad left before he was born!