Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
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Two stupid stories :
Sometimes the people who sign/sell shit at conventions and similar are expecting to go above and beyond as a matter of course, while sometimes, you really don't have that much of a passion for their work, but do appriciate it enough to want a signed print of their work.
I was at a big MTG tournament, and during downtime, I saw that Pete "Fear Me" Venters of Mons's Goblin Waiters fame was selling prints and signing prints.
https://scryfall.com/card/unh/82/monss-goblin-waiters
https://scryfall.com/card/unh/8/drawn-together
I went up to him and asked him for a signed copy of "Mons's Goblin Waiters" and he told me a small anecdote about ... something behind the scenes. I just wanted the print to be honest. Still nice of him to go above and beyond.
I was attending a cannabis fest , and really wanted a certain type of edible. No one was manning the stall so I just waited there. Several people came up to me to buy things and I had to explain several times that I was also wanting to buy things and not running the stand.
I told you the stories were stupid, it's your fault if you read this and got bored.
Well. Fair.
I am bored and it's still your fault
Caveat Emptor!
10/10 will read again
Well, I know how I'm starting and ending all my emails now
What were the anecdotes from Pete?