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If you do one of those cheap online oracle certification courses, you're legally allowed to use the phrase "as was foretold" for stuff like this.
Really helps to cut through the chatter in business meetings without having to go through all the setup of an obsidian ritual knife (and the cleanup after you use it), so it was totally worth the $30 and three evenings for me.
30 bucks is a steal! Finding a calf to sacrifice is becoming more and more inconvenient.
I'll check out this oracle course you talk of