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Except then, you're eating the crap Amusement parks serve. If you're 80, and just looking for the door, then I suppose that would be okay.
It's not all amusement park crap like cotton candy and fried dough. Depending on which one you're at they have regular restaurant fare like burgers, chicken wings, tacos, deli type sandwiches, etc. It's probably more salt than you want every day but that's true of restaurants in general.
yhea, still not the best diet. but still ok.
Hell, my now closed amusement park had plenty of options that would even have vegetables. Maybe not the healthiest of vegetables, but with choices like chinese beef-with-broccoli and such you could get a varied diet.
Yeah, but funnel cakes.
Funeral cakes.
Funerals would be much more lively if there were funnel cakes.
Fun-erals
Fun-eral cakes!
My grandmother's funeral had tacos!
Mmmm, butt funnel cakes...
Crap amusement parks seem like a solid alternative for social security and pension plans.
My grammy is 100 and eats Taco Bell and Pringles all day.