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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

So I would take 1 year every 5 minutes especially with the whole can be delayed thing you have. Thing is. Does the earth have enough food to sustain me for the period and even if it does will there be mass starvation after a period because of all the food I consume and now that I think of it how big a sewage system is needed. I mean I could only use any particular toilet once.