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WYR be able to freeze time for 5 minutes every 1 year, or for 1 year every five minutes?
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this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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Lol, being a creature outside of time, a sort of ethereal inhuman beast that always has an answer, whose every bar order is a literary masterpiece that's seen a thousand thousand drafts, who has read everything watched everything never seems to sleep, and doesnt seem to remember who thr people around them are, what the contexts of their conversations are. Whose relationships are all strange uncanny one sided and distant.
I give you like a month before you turn into that.
A month? I have ADHD, I already AM that!
I was gonna say, that sounds awfully familiar!
Right? I wasn't even thinking about that until they started describing everything I already do!