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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The "So doth hates potatoes?" quote confused me because there's no pronoun (doth is a verb)

It should be more like "So thou hatest potatoes" or something

Thouest dothest hatest potatoeseth?

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doth thou hate potaters sounds right

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not a linguist, and the timeline here is vague, but two things:

  • We're in the second-person singular, so "dost", not "doth"
  • Using the auxiliary verb ("do-support") is a fairly modern construct at least in written English; "hatest thou" would be more likely.