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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 192 points 1 month ago (3 children)

MAGA: "you libs are dumb to think Trump sees himself as king!"

Trump: posts a clip of himself as king

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It isn't the first one, either.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

And then there's Kash Patel's bizarre children's book trilogy..

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The official White House account tweeted this...

[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“He’s just trolling the libs! yall have trump derangement syndrome!”

"lol you're so triggered right now" gets me every time

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a lonely king.

If I were US king, I'd have my goons do the feces-dropping.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Has any world leader been on a military mission since the King of Jordan went out airdropping food aid over Gaza?