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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm so glad I didn't see the word Bitch that would have ruined my day and made me less likely to buy Coca-Cola™

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I just purchased less Coke™️ after reading this comment. Think of the shareholders next time, will you?

This will be marked on your permanent record.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I love that people get so upset when someone doesn't say bitch.

*gasp*

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just infantile to say shit like "rhymes with witch" bro grow up. Don't say the saying if you're afraid to actually say it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck a cunt in a bitchfucking asshole shit for fuck!

It’s a joke. It flew so far over your head you got upset and deigned to lecture us on what adults can and should fucking say.

You fucking need some goddamn cursing in your motherfucking life to, what, feel the metaphorical stretch of your sleazy putrid asshole and confirm you’re a fucking adult with no fucks to give like a bitch? Fuck that bullshit grandma, all my homies say frig and dang.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Very mature comment. Lmao

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its not about fear its about meaning and tone.

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I swear on some instances I feel like you'd get more hate for saying f*ck than a slur

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are getting to be as annoying as the prudes who clutch their pearls when you do swear.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch because this bitch is too much of a bitch to say bitch. Bitch