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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just do the side quests at work:

NPC1: "Hey, did you hear that there's supposed to be amazing coffee at the coffee machine?"

NPC2: "Did you know that you can improve your health bar if you rest 20 minutes on the toilet."

NPC3: "Your eyesight will level up, if you focus on distant objects regularly".