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I'll Never Think of the Tooth Fairy the Same (hilariouschaos.com)

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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, why doesn't tooth fairy dig up dead children to get teeth?

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago

Because they have to be “fresh” teeth.

You could ask why tooth fairies don’t hang out in morgues waiting for recently dead children… they do! They just need more teeth than that so they have to use risk the sleeping live children and pay for them.

Plus someone would notice if the teeth were missing from the children after they die.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's propably also an question of economics.
Renting an excavator to dig a 2m deep hole + extensive carpentry and dental work...
Sooo much easier and cost efficient to just pay an Euro and get 100% fresh merchandize!