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No, I'm not going to go scour the internet in a fruitless attempt to find evidence to support YOUR absolute batshit claim. While this is fascinating, and I truly wonder what else you are confidently ignorant about, think it's time to just call you an absolute twatwaffle and go about my day. Good luck out there, you're gonna need it.
That a whole lot of words for "you're right but I want to hide the evidence". Dude just be a man and tell me to fuck off you enjoy ass squirts. Have a good day man. For real.
Ok, here goes - Fuck off, I enjoy not touching my asshole and wiping shit from it with my fingers, unlike you who prefers doing that, with fucking baby wipes even. So manly, so alpha, so not gay at all.
Wow you don't wipe you ass? Dude get your life in check....
You got it genius.