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Wait.
As in... he... owns them?
Because... surely he cannot possess all of them in the sense of ... having them all within in his physical proximity... because... I can see things.
... that or Slonk is essentially the god of light, or just literally is all photons... which are also sentient and sapient to the point of comprehending the concept of ownership.
... or Slonk is a presence who is always physically near me, and... everyone and everything else?
Ow my brain.
That's the slonk in you working its way out
... Ah... huh...
(backs away slowly)
*slonkly