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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
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Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
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Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
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Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
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Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
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I feel like if Star Trek were truly trying to be authentic data would have eaten at least one cat in some I'll-fated and misguided attempt To be more human.
Actually, it's now canon to me that these cats die all the time in well-meaning but misguided experiments with humanity and that the crew of the enterprise just replaces them, like an 8 year old that keeps killling goldfish.
Data: "Ha ha ha, great joke captain."
Eats spot
The crew stares at data, horrified. He smiles as he looks down at his bloody uniform.
"Apologies everyone, it seems there is a spot on my shirt, I appear to be violating federation dress code"