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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Building time-machine takes like 5 steps, I will do it tomorrow.

  1. Memorize the date and time right now.
  2. You will be given time-machine schematics by yourself from future.
  3. Build the time machine.
  4. Go back to the date you memorized and hand yourself the time-machine schematics.
  5. Congratulations.