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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 118 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title "we need more open carry boobs"?

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It's only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these...

...huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You've never been to Las Vegas, then.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Open carrying tits is way less common.

Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

[–] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers