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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My favorite memory of my best friend's ex girlfriend. Long story short: friend's grandpa's funeral, me and her attended along with his snooty wealthy family. Ex's favorite joke is "a hundred dicks are on the wall. How many do you choke on?" None. "Wow, you must be a pro!"

"Macy is thirteen." We absconded shortly after