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Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword 'open' to transform this cube into a '200x'200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you're caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.
'the cube is hard of hearing' oh that's just evil lmao
Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can't hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear "open" when something else was said
I thought it was that you can't just shout from afar because it can't hear you, so there's not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.
So many options!
I'll use a sending stone like a garage door opener as I'm pulling up in the carriage
The merchant says: "thanks for purchasing that cube, if you need something else we are open all day every day"
The party is now dead
Excellent weapon then