Title text:
Despite a reputation for safety, the temperatures and surprisingly high pressures make them even more dangerous than the air kind, but the NTSB refuses to investigate accidents because they insist there is no 'transportation' involved.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3153/
Oh, I don't know. Waterbeds had a certain reputation back in the day, nudge nudge, wink wink. That's probably why my oldest brother kept his so long, and why he and his wife had so many kids.