Functional Programming

This reads like a parody to me. They almost seem to be trying to find a way to warp and misunderstand even the most basic concepts to contort themselves to miss the point. I honestly am baffled as to how such a seemingly-contrived misinterpretation of absolutely everything at every step of the way could happen by accident. But I suppose the internet is a billion monkeys at a billion typewriters so maybe it had to happen eventually.