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Top 50 Best Games to Buy and Never Play (hard-drive.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Salamence@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/6343551

It’s time for gamers to free ourselves of the shame we feel when we think of our backlogs. Every unplayed title is like a little reminder of one moment of weakness, and it can be tough to see all of those reminders listed alphabetically in your Steam library when you’re about to start your fiftieth Skyrim playthrough. But hey, it’s a collection! People fill their bookshelves with novels they’ve never read. We should be able to do the same with games! Here’s a list of the perfect titles to get you started.

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[–] Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dwarf Fortress is such a real one, like, I have no idea what things do, there is no tutorial, there are like 100 mechanics you get to see but who the fuck knows how those work. I opened it like thrice and every time I left almost immediately and confused af

[–] ElectricWaterfall@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

The steam version has a fairly good tutorial, but it’s really long. I only played for like 4 hours and didn’t get through it, but I think it helps you get situated and managing things.