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[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Botany is science

In my headcannon blue is math or physics

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Your head cannon is wrong. You're wrong. You're all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!

Yeah thats my fav science fuck you.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Green, because life uh uh finds a way

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

That's crazy! I was gonna say "blue, but I guess green makes sense too", and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.