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Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.
Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong
Botany is science
In my headcannon blue is math or physics
Your head cannon is wrong. You're wrong. You're all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!
Yeah thats my fav science fuck you.
Green, because life uh uh finds a way
That's crazy! I was gonna say "blue, but I guess green makes sense too", and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.