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You’re sentenced to death, what animal WYR have kill you? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm thinking smth poisonous maybe? A snake that'll do the job instantly.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blue-ringed octopus

Their bite is painless, and their venom incredibly lethal

They're gorgeous too!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I dont wanna die underwater 😫

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They hang around in rock pools

I'll have time to get back onto the beach and drink a last whisky, pat my dog and give my woman one last kiss and tell her that I love her

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well works for me then

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 1 month ago

Now you just need a dog and a woman.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

I actually had the same idea, and checked. Some mambas don't cause the nasty flesh burning effect, but they still kill you by paralytic suffocation.

Too bad, an asp to the breast is a classic.