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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Can't decide if they want me to cum or go

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

[–] anonfopyapper@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Cumnado!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Gotta nut & bolt!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

CUM AND GO, FAST!