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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 67 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This is why I just develop on the production machine.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

One of my friends had a production machine go down bc someone apparently left vim running on a log file all night. Took up over 300gb of ram by the morning. Apparently they got rid of session timeouts because devs were sick of having to log back in

[–] expr@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yet another reason why :set autoread kinda sucks and shouldn't be used.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Got a love 'watch tail'

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