Aneurysm Posting

Upsidedown parabolic function, although not quite. Maybe that weird trig function with tangent so it goes up to infinity then mirrored or something.

But I'm a stats teacher, so normal distribution also describes it, I guess.

Edit: oh also, my social psych class would also suggest that making you look bad does in fact make me look better, that's how downwards social comparisons work. Lol