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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

it only seems to work for rotating black holes though?

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's why you have to wind up your watch every now and then. To spin up its internal black hole again.

[–] muts@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't they all spin though? As in any matter falls in one way or another angular momentum is gained.

[–] ProfessorPeregrine@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

It is possible, but very unlikely. Maybe two bh merge that has exactly opposite angular momentum.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

just drink more it'll start spinning soon enough