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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Somebody explain to me how some bloated, out of shape clown who needs bifocals is going to be expected to wrestle someone to the ground??? Where did they get these guys, retired dudes from the local day-drinking hole?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago

The only qualification is that they're racist.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 41 points 4 months ago

I mean have you seen some cops? ICE has lower standards than that.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 29 points 4 months ago

I dunno, but they let a bloated meth addicted pedophile run the country, so their judgements a bit off lately.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Literally ANYONE (white) that signs up, gets a gun and free license to terrorize the community. (plus a $50k signing bonus if I remember right, not gonna bother looking it up)

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I keep wondering if they take the signup bonus back if you drop out...

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

There are a lot of asterisks on that signing bonus from what I saw. I think the likelihood of getting it are pretty slim.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago

Most sign-on bonuses have required tenure to cash out, some pay out a portion each month over the course of a year, some pay out quarterly, etc.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

ICE releases them in packs.

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Remember the mealteam six on some kind of electric scooter that they "deployed" during I-don't-remember-which Trump insanity? I think they never figured out whether it was some kind of agency, or just organised Trump fans, but how did they find a whole group of fat people with the same kind of scooter?

Edit: might have been segways, now that some memory comes back

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Hiring from 4chan.